WINSTONE RESIDENCENCE SECURITY SY/SS?STEM LOG

WARNING: Service due since 5/5/39!

22/3/41 13:48:11 Unregistered visitor entered front porch sensor region.

Greeting: A very good day to you! You are speaking to the Winstone residence. The Winstones have been on holiday for: 9 years and 11 months. No return date has been s

Unregistered visitor exited front porch sensor region.

Farewell: Have a pleasant day!

20/12/42 19:01:30 Unregistered visitor entered front porch sensor region.

Greeting: Merry Christmas! You are speaking to the

WARNING: Camera obstruction.

Keypad enabled.

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Keypad locked.

Unregistered visitor exited front porch sensor region.

12/8/44 09:00:00 Internal announcement: Happy anniversary, Mr and Mrs Winstone!

NOW PLAYING: Elvis Presley - A Little Less Conversation

1/6/47 09:37:14 SECURITY WARNING Foreign object breaching lounge window. Emergency department alerted.

Foreign objects detected in lounge: BIRCH TREE

1/6/47 10:07:14 SECURITY WARNING Emergency department not responding. Repeat alert sent.

Foreign objects detected in lounge: BIRCH TREE, BIRCH LEAVES, OWL

1/6/47 23:01:88 SECURITY WARNING Emergency department not responding. Repeat alert sent.

Foreign objects detected in lounge: BIRCH TREE (1), BIRCH LEAVES (293), OWL (HOOTING)

12/08/54 09:00:00 Internal announcement: Hap y anuniversary, Mr and and Mrs Winstone

NOW PLAYING: Elvis Presley - A Little Less Conversation

<WARNING: CRITICAL DICTIONARY INJUNCTION>

12/08/64 09:00:00 Infernal anhousement: Happy Mr and Mrs and Mr and Mrs <INDEX #)eEE:00>

NOW PLAYING: Unknown Artist - A Little Less Conversation

3/13/71 47:44:?? For reign objectivists detectives inn lounge: FOREST (NaN), ROOF TILES, OWLS (7), OWL NESTS (3), OWL SKELETONS (OUT OF RANGE), ,, MISC

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