Yo I’ve got concerns about these parking spaces. Someone’s moving my car at night. It was between the lines when I left it but in the morning it was on top of them. If anyone sees/hears anything suspicious I’m in unit 204, slip a note under the door or something. Appreciate it.
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Maybe You Should Learn To Park?? Thanks
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help there are ghosts
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To whoever responded to my note, instead of questioning my parking ability, how about you learn how to use capitalisation. I’m an excellent parker. I can reverse park, first time, without having to correct. I parallel park for fun, get me? How about you?
P.S. I have reported the security issue to the police. Some genius is still shifting my car. I found it jutting out into the driveway this morning, this is dangerous. Stop.
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Fuck You
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Guys, settle down. If you have a complaint, you can call the strata manager at 555 928 382. This notice board is visible to everyone and aggressive language is not appropriate. Thanks.
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Dear idiot, what’s your problem? I assume you’re the one who keeps messing with my car. I’ve reported you to the strata. Have fun apartment hunting, asshole.
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help
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I Didn’t Touch Your Shitbox Honda, Thanks For Getting Me Kicked Out A Week Before My Review Though. Unit 204 Right? Better Watch Out Punk
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Bring it, tough guy. How much do you lift? I’m a weight trainer at Tower Fitness and I’ve got a genuine imported Type 98 officer’s katana with your name on it, why don’t you come up here and see what happens.
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oh their not ghosts i think. demons????
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Attention all tenants, I have read the stars and correlated the data with my astrologist and I have reason to believe this apartment complex is experiencing a CLASS 7 PARANORMAL INTRUSION!!! The negative energy emanating from this noticeboard is OFF THE CHARTS. I am willing to host a bi-weekly seance at 7:30PM in UNIT 117 to work out our differences and stabilise the astral plane.
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WHOEVER REPAINTED THE PARKING LINES, NICE JOB MAKING ME LATE FOR WORK, NOW I CANT FIT MY CAR IN THE LINES AND PEOPLE KEEP BANGING THEIR DOORS ON MY GOLF, THE RIGHT SIDE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS HUMPED BY A HAMMERHEAD SHARK, TO GET OUT I HAD TO STOP IT OUTSIDE THE LINES AND PUSH IT INTO THE SPACE
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does anyone know a priest and/or how to perform exorcism for free
i went to the seance but nobody answered the door
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What is this ouija board shit? Where are we supposed to park? All fuckwits take note, I have taken paid leave and I am going to be WATCHING 24/7. Be warned, I am not fucking around. I will go full samurai on your ass.
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The next tenant to display a curse word on this notice board will be evicted. Note that the static and strange voices on landline connections some of you have reported are affecting everyone—the strata has been notified of this and the parking line issue, your patience in this matter is appreciated.
In the mean time, please park in your allocated locus on the ancient summoning runes. Thanks.
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FOOLS YOU ARE OPENING THE [Graffiti obscured by wide slashes of blood.]
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It was some hipster in a priest costume, screamed like a banshee. His body decomposed pretty fast and sunk into the driveway but looks like things can finally get back to
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dont google search hth’gzothr banishing ritual
