Hey. Muse, hey. Get up. Come on, there’s a blagothing. No, like today.
Let’s experiment: I’ll keep the same blagoschedule (a thing each weekday), but leave the apocalypse engine offline this time. No consequences for failure! The crippling shame doesn’t count. If I miss a single day, though, that’ll commit me to switching it on again next time around.
Behold: a potential apocalypse engine!
